- Rec'd note from @sarahpalinusa asking me to add her to my Fake World Leaders Twitter list, but I had to refudiate her. #
- But what I want to know is: does this mean I'm not going to get my cut? http://bit.ly/dcmFI7 http://bit.ly/bY3uGY http://bit.ly/cAcZjo #
- @IamCoffeedude Yeah, since I left they're only posting a set of reactive tripe. Still good to keep an eye on them, though. in reply to IamCoffeedude #
- @mediaimran Have you tried using a good hand lotion? in reply to mediaimran #
- @blahblohblog Of course I still dey. Even though I'm no longer PM I am a member of parliament. Hoping I can wriggle out of that one, though. in reply to blahblohblog #
- Hoping @blahblohblog would do me a favour and check to see if those two SUVs we gave Tillman are still running http://bit.ly/bKnCYy #
- @blahblohblog Is it my imagination or are you hitting on me? If yes, best if we continue this by email… in reply to blahblohblog #
Twitter updates for 2010-07-25
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Twitter updates for 2010-07-18
July 18th, 2010 · No Comments
- @rachelrampersad Last I heard, it was in Jamaica and Miami. in reply to rachelrampersad #
- I write like James Joyce. Proof: http://iwl.me/s/d760c1b4 #
- I asked Hazel to list all the things the @oldspice guy had that I didn't. She just went out to buy another ream of paper. #
- If this is the typical PNM supporter, I'm glad I'm no longer leader! The wajank can keep it. http://bit.ly/bP1CSu #trinidad #
- @zik But it's true! Barbados is overrun with demons! in reply to zik #
- @zik Note too that the woman saw the demon when she "went on the Internet". That means anyone w/ a computer is a potential victim! in reply to zik #
- Trinidad & Tobago, let's shut down the Internet now, b4 the demons get us! They've already reached Barbados! http://bit.ly/cWZOD8 #
- @IamCoffeedude Do you work? At least I have the excuse of having been jettisoned into the idlesphere after being voted out of office. in reply to IamCoffeedude #
- @gwto Yup – at least until I get court martialled. in reply to gwto #
- @therealjovan Watch out for the demons! http://bit.ly/cWZOD8 in reply to therealjovan #
- @therealjovan Loan you a spiritual advisor??? I can't even find my own! in reply to therealjovan #
- @izatrini Not really. Last reported sighting was at a WalMart in Broward Country, FL. Hasn't tweeted at @PatosProphetess since early May. in reply to izatrini #
- @rachelrampersad What if the demon decides to use Flow, or GreenDot? in reply to rachelrampersad #
- @gwto I'm just happy none of the images depicts Kamla dancing on my grave. in reply to gwto #
- @izatrini Rumour has it that Cheney's having a heart *implant*, not a *transplant*. in reply to izatrini #
- @georgiap I wish him luck. Bombast is not protected under Trinidad & Tobago's IP laws. I learned that the hard way. in reply to georgiap #
- @j9 I'm not certain @georgiap was being serious. Though stranger things have happened in this place. in reply to j9 #
- I feel for the guy RT @oso: Evo Morales unable to use new $37.8 million executive jet for lack experienced pilots: http://bit.ly/8X8jc4 #
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Twitter updates for 2010-07-04
July 4th, 2010 · No Comments
- @triniwebdiva I resent that reference to Peña. But if you happen to know where she is, I hope you'll let me know. in reply to triniwebdiva #
- "Min. Gopeesingh is a trained gynaecologist and obstetrician." As opposed to all the untrained ones practising in T&T. http://bit.ly/96fI73 #
- Rec'd a notice from GoDaddy asking if I wanted to renew http://bit.ly/9Zibmh. Should I, even tho nobody seems to want to meet me anymore? #
- Serves allyuh right RT @nplaughlin Hearing rumour of a plan to demolish President's House because "restoration is too expensive". #Trinidad #
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Twitter updates for 2010-06-27
June 27th, 2010 · No Comments
- Kevin Rudd and I get each other. We should lime. #
- @triniwebdiva Details, details. Was thinking more along the lines that we were both ousted by a woman. Back to my nap. in reply to triniwebdiva #
- A Muslim child tops the SEA. Further proof that they're the better breed of Indian. http://bit.ly/aulOVZ #
- @trinishotta At least I don't spell "mad" with two D's! Think of it: it makes absolutely no difference to the pronunciation. in reply to trinishotta #
- Oops – late for my vuvuzela lesson again… #
- Excellent vuvzela lesson today. Teacher says my rendition of "Frere Jacques" reminds him of early Coltrane. #
- @georgiap HRFH duly added! Thanks-all those fake Robert Mugabes were getting lonely in there. Also added @alqaeda, just for kicks. in reply to georgiap #
- How ironic is it that I forgot to include myself on the Fake World Leaders Twitter list I created??? VERY, right? http://bit.ly/cl1r3H #
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Twitter updates for 2010-06-20
June 20th, 2010 · No Comments
- Secretly hoping N Korea proves to be the Kamla to Brazil's PNM. Though I guess it's not so secret now. #trinidad #wc2010 #
- That was Panday, inviting me to watch 2nd half of BRA v PRK ovr at his place, "since we both have so much time on our hands these days." #
- @TriniGuardian Don't you want to know where I'm watching the match?? What's so special about @mediaimran? in reply to TriniGuardian #
- Oops! Guess I forgot to tell KNT about that withdrawal I made from the Heritage and Stabilisation Fund RT @cnewslive: http://bit.ly/caE2R9 #
- @TriniGuardian If u'd been reading earlier tweets, u'd know Panday invited me to watch 2nd half @ his place and I'm secretly supporting PRK. in reply to TriniGuardian #
- Half time. Also time for a slice of pone, a cup of tea, and three Valium. #
- Anybody know the rules to Solitaire? #
- @Chookooloonks Hard to tell, sometimes, if you're being really nice or really mean. You remind me of Panday. in reply to Chookooloonks #
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Twitter updates for 2010-06-13
June 13th, 2010 · No Comments
- And I'm not giving any interviews via Twitter either! http://guardian.co.tt/news/politics/2010/06/07/please-no-interviews #
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Twitter updates for 2010-05-30
May 30th, 2010 · No Comments
- I…feel…faint…. #
- Setting up a wiki to crowdsource the text of my concession speech. Link coming soon! #
- @therealjovan How you think? You Bajans real insensitive, yes. in reply to therealjovan #
- Realised I don't know how to set up wiki to crowdsource concession speech. Could 1 of the schoolkids who's getting a laptop from Kamla help? #
- @therealjovan Will seriously consider it, but not sure I'll have access to Tobago flying fish after tomorrow. in reply to therealjovan #
- Hazel just left for the Hyatt! Baby Doc warned me this would happen. #
- At least tomorrow I'll be able to sleep late… #silverlining #trinidad #elections #
- Those celebrating the PP's victory should spare a thought for the country's ducks. Would you want to be curried en masse? #trinidad #
- Karen Tesheira just called me "gentlemanly" on TV. That's not what she used to say during our, er, private moments! #trinidad #
- @j9 In that case maybe I'll hire @macmark to do my see-ing for me. Juliana Penã FAIL! #trinidad in reply to j9 #
- Thighs numb after holding Imbert on my lap for so long. Dude is heavier than he looks. #trinidad #
- Hey, things could be worse. I could be Bruce Golding. #silverlining #trinidad #election #
- Jack Warner announces open bar and unlimited eats at Rienzi Complex. Wonder if that's where the Balisier House vendors went? #trinidad #
- News just in that Karen Tesheira attacked by a band of feminists pissed off at her "gender don't matter" comments re: Kamla! #trinidad #
- What's the opposite of a holiday? That's what I feel like declaring today. #trinidad #
- @bloggingsbyboz I'm no longer the fake PM? So you mean that wasn't a dream??? Arrrrggghhhh! in reply to bloggingsbyboz #
- Looking for tips on how one should dress for a court martial… #trinidad #
- Juliana Peña is dead to me. #trinidad #
- They declined Hazel's c/card at the Hyatt last night. Now they're trying to make her wash dishes. Our name is now mud in this town. #
- See! My plan to reduce democracy in T&T was an anti-crime measure! Your loss! RT @anniepaul:Jamaica’s Bloody Democracy http://nyti.ms/b70ZhI #
- Who is this Prufrock person Ramcharitar compares me to? He sounds like an ass. http://bit.ly/9dLswF #
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Twitter updates for 2010-05-02
May 2nd, 2010 · 1 Comment
- Unimpressed by @meetmanning. #
- @Chookooloonks @SanMan_ish Hoping @meetmanning doesn't give me a bad (worse?) name. Think it will? #
- The people at @meetmanning fail to realise I have a reputation to uphold. #trinidad #election #
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Twitter updates for 2010-04-25
April 25th, 2010 · No Comments
- @YouCouldBelieve Return? Fake? I take issue with so many aspects of your tweet, including your lumping me with @basdeopanday! in reply to YouCouldBelieve #
- There goes the neighbourhood http://guardian.co.tt/features/life/2010/04/19/tt-election-fever-heats-online-network #
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Twitter updates for 2010-04-18
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Twitter updates for 2010-04-11
April 11th, 2010 · 1 Comment
- Hazel just drunk-dialed me from the Hyatt. This free drinks thing has got to stop. #
- Realising who my true friends are. Can count them on the fingers of one hand. Good thing I was born with 13 fingers. #
- Effing Juliana Peña changed her cell phone number again!! Now how the hell am I going to decide on an election date? #
- @madchinee You think the others do it any differently? I know for a fact that Gordon Brown consults a witch in the north of Scotland. in reply to madchinee #
- @SanMan_ish So nice to hear you say the election date is in my back pocket and not one of the unsavoury parts of me suggested by others. in reply to SanMan_ish #
- *Gulp* Say it isn't so! RT @georgiap: Take note Trinidad:"The brief lives of Chinese buildings" http://bit.ly/citiAB #
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Twitter updates for 2010-04-04
April 4th, 2010 · No Comments
- Just visited Marlene. Turns out the problem with her foot is gout, not an accident as reported by those druglords in the media. #trinidad #
- Kamla looks even dumber in that African ensemble than Hazel did that time she tried to put on a sari http://bit.ly/cvJw7G #
- None of the bobolees I've seen so far resembles me, but there's a big-ass one in St Ann's that's the spitting image of Marlene McD. #
- Was just about to start building a John Jeremie bobolee when Hazel said "Why bother to do it twice?" #
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Twitter updates for 2010-03-28
March 28th, 2010 · No Comments
- @percyvillafana I thought you liked ting. in reply to percyvillafana #
- Grrr – Social Welfare Div says my application to have @percyvilllafana's name removed from list of old age pensioners has been refused! #
- @percyvillafana Hey, you doh own Twitter. You can put your dry-up old arms in a cross all you want, but you can't keep me outta here. in reply to percyvillafana #
- For the record, the G-Unit gang member that just left my office was *not* meeting w/ me about bumping off @percyvillafana. #
- Rock wrapped in paper just came flying thru office window. Written on paper was "Take dat, Patos! Yours truly, Druglord". I live in fear. #
- Hearing abt a raid on Calder H's res, UDECOTT, Sunway! For the record, any item found there w/ my name on it is due to a "technical glitch". #
- @percyvillafana So we have sth in common after all!There are people impersonating me on Facebook too. Let's be friends, nuh. in reply to percyvillafana #
- Bear in mind that every time somebody boos me, a kitten dies. Do you really want that? http://bit.ly/c2wiax #
- Awful nightmare last night about me hosting a convention and rashly calling for general elections. Awoke in cold sweat. #trinidad #
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Twitter updates for 2010-03-21
March 21st, 2010 · No Comments
- I told allyuh so. RT @cnewslive: Testimony to Juliana Pena’s powers from a fellow prophetess. http://bit.ly/ahZMGD #
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Twitter updates for 2010-03-14
March 14th, 2010 · No Comments
- @j9 Is there scientific proof for this? in reply to j9 #
- @j9 You shouldn't believe every thing you read on the Internet. in reply to j9 #
- @j9 Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's. Learned that lesson after seerwoman used powers to "fix" my bad kidney and I ended up @ Westshore! in reply to j9 #
- @j9 Hey, and while we're at it, you better link my latest blog post at Global Voices. Will probably write another today. in reply to j9 #
- @therealjovan Thanks! May take you up on your offer. & I don't mean you as in BIM, I mean you as in Jovan, like as a guest in your house! in reply to therealjovan #
- @gwto Who's writing who off? He's the one that set up that stupid table at bfast this morning http://bit.ly/b3TBVw in reply to gwto #
- @blahblohblog @basantam What worries me more is that guy in article claims to "have [my] ear". Hoping he doesn't mean that literally. in reply to blahblohblog #
- If there's one thing you refuse to read today, make it this piece of tripe from @globalvoices http://bit.ly/dzhP9L #
- Hoping not too many people find out what happened at breakfast this morning http://bit.ly/b3TBVw #trinidad #
- @basantam I think Van Goh was Thai. You mean the Dutchman, don't you? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_van_Gogh in reply to basantam #
- @izatrini These videos make me think it's high time T&T started filtering the Internet. Need to get some advice from my Chinese peeps. in reply to izatrini #
- @izatrini WTF is "ish"? in reply to izatrini #
- *smh* at fact that @izatrini's link doesn't work in reply to izatrini #
- @izatrini OK, I Googled it. So crucify me for not being up on my urban slang. Do you know how old I am? in reply to izatrini #
- Hazel celebrated Int'l Women's Day w/ a shopping trip to Harrod's #trinidad #
- Noticing that Hazel has begun flirting w/ other men. Baby Doc warned me this would happen. #trinidad #
- Add this to your "must NOT read" list for today RT @nplaughlin: Artists Coalition of T&T report on NAPA http://bit.ly/bDlzkj #
- Parliament today – ugh. #
- Actually I am in Dominica – was just trying to throw you bastards off the scent. Damn you, @MarkJHFranco! in reply to MarkJHFranco #
- Live press conf featuring yours truly on CNEWS and http://ctntworld.com/livestream/. Yikes! #trinidad #
- @gwto Who's referring to himself in the 3rd person? He has no idea what you're talking about. in reply to gwto #
- Scenario where I end presser by shouting "What I just told allyuh was a pack of lies!" & pop a cyanide pill not looking so bad after all… #
- Likes of @wgibbings and @SanMan_ish knocking my use of the passive voice… Even my faithful servant @keith_in_tnt turning against me… in reply to wgibbings #
- @SanMan_ish Yeah-if I'd flown commercial I could've blamed the airline for making me late for the presser. Reevaluating the pvt jet thing… in reply to SanMan_ish #
- @blahblohblog You see a contradiction between the two activities? in reply to blahblohblog #